The new Grand Commander is on the way. Ew!

"Tapas" (tapas)
12/10/2017 at 23:25 • Filed to: None

This seriously looks hideous.

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DISCUSSION (37)

Nibby > Tapas
12/10/2017 at 23:29

looks like a pacifica and discovery sport had a baby

Spanfeller is a twat > Tapas
12/10/2017 at 23:31

*Sees picture*

*Throws laptop into the air in tantrum*

*Opens window*

SERGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kinja'd!!!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tapas
12/10/2017 at 23:31

Why does the drawing have so many stupid lines

The worst part is how the rear glass actually overhangs the taillights. I’ve seen it on a few other newer SUVs and it gives the greenhouse too much visual weight.

There, I fixed it:

Kinja'd!!!

Spanfeller is a twat > Nibby
12/10/2017 at 23:34

Kinja'd!!!

I can’t even with those fake vents and the real vents underneath... Is it also FWD based? Mamma Mia Sergio...

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Tapas
12/10/2017 at 23:35

Looks fine, they’re the only brand keeping FCA alive at this point.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spanfeller is a twat
12/10/2017 at 23:39

It’s the Durango platform.

Mergio Sarchionne > Spanfeller is a twat
12/10/2017 at 23:40

Mmmmmmmmmmmoney

Mergio Sarchionne > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/10/2017 at 23:41

No! We’re good! (We’re not)

Spanfeller is a twat > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/10/2017 at 23:43

Look, I’m not an engineer (yet!) but those vents look barely big enough to cool the Penta v6, let alone the big boy HEMI.

Plus it looks a lot like the new compass grille and in china you get taxed by the size of the engine... if that car goes on sale I can only suspect a turbo’ed four banger... that lower opening looks great for an intercooler, yo.

Spanfeller is a twat > Mergio Sarchionne
12/10/2017 at 23:44

Pst... hey

Ya’ll want some merger? I can hook y’all up with some fresh Kia...

My citroen won't start > Tapas
12/10/2017 at 23:45

Well that was expected. Ever since they started talking about a big 7 seater JEEP the only way to do it was to Jeepsize a Durango.

And now here it is, the Gran Churango.

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Spanfeller is a twat
12/10/2017 at 23:55

*Mamma Mia Mergio...”

Boom, Fixed your comment.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spanfeller is a twat
12/10/2017 at 23:56

It doesn’t take a ton of opening to cool any of those motors. Those lower grilles are plenty to keep a radiator fed, especially with modern electric fans.

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/10/2017 at 23:58

I honestly don’t see the difference

Spanfeller is a twat > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/10/2017 at 23:59

Well, yeah, its just that it looks more like the compass grille than the Durango or GC one..

so I’m just speculating...

Ash78, voting early and often > Tapas
12/11/2017 at 00:10

So this is just the Durango with an optional extra $20k taken from your wallet for Blue Sky value for Jeep, right?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spanfeller is a twat
12/11/2017 at 00:19

The compass is the most recent evolution of the Jeep styling language, so it would make since that the next product would follow suit. The total grille area really isn’t any smaller than the current GC’s is.